My Own Top 9 List of...

Typical Singaporean Responses When Asked About Singapore Supporting The US In The Iraq War

1. Bo Chup : "Don’ch know what you mean"

2. Blur King : "Clue, please?"

3. The Student : "How can? This question not in syllabus one!"

4. Model Citizen : "Yes, if our Gahmen says so, it must be corright"

5. The Patriot : "Yes, if the US helps us invade Malaysia next"

6. Football Nut : "No, I support Man United"

7. The 'mat : "If answer wrong, can balik or not?"

8. Karma Sutra Reader : "Yes! The doggie position is my favourite!"

9. Watching Too Much Gameshows : "Is this my final answer?"

My hunt for the elusive compilation album "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps" continues. The album is selling better than hotcakes, almost everywhere I looked, from Sembawang CD, CD-Rama to HMV its all SOLD OUT!!! But I'm not buying the CD mind you, I just need to take note of all the songs on that album (most of which are really old songs but they just sound really great) and download it all from Kazaa, "muhahaha~!!!" Anyway, the search goes on...