JINGLE BENGS
(to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)

Chorus:
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!” (Eh!)
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!”

Hooting down the road
And piah-ing down the street
Later go Geylang
And get something to eat
Geylang is damn tok kong
‘Cos down every lorong
You’re sure to find things all night long
To make you si beh song (Eh!)

(Repeat chorus )

Got back pretty late this morning. I was in the west, fighting against time to re-connect 2 phone lines before my teleshop closed it's doors at 9pm. In my car, sat my girlfriend (the 2 phone lines were actually her grandad's) and my couzzie (she was my navigator, cause I'm a totally directionless in the west).

I was actually in Choa Chu Kang searching for WestMall which was in Bukit Batok, was going round in circles. Finally gave up. Called my couz who was so kind as to get into my car and show me the way "Thanks ah! owe ya one!" Got to WestMall in the nick of time. Got the 2 SIM cards replaced and sent my couz home. Finally could set my mind at ease...*phew!

Went back to my gf's grandparents' house, that was around 9.20pm already. Her grandparents were really nice! They prepared roast duck (ultra yummy thanks to the chilli sauce) and steamed spinich (I don't eat veggies, but these were damn good!!! super yummy =9) I liked the atmosphere there, so relaxed and comfy, alot like my own grandma's house. No one was around and we watched cable till 1 plus.

Drove her home of course, then nua at her place till almost 4am. Went back to my home, was about 5am when I finally slept. Gawd I felt like a zombie...Couldn't get up today in time for work, boss phoned me not to come to work, now I got nothing to do. My friends are either busy working or can't meet me in the afternoon. Gf is meeting her friends.

*sigh... at least the day won't be wasted so badly, meeting my twinnie to pass her the donation money for disadvantaged kids, the least I could do to brighten up other people's life even if mine seemed super dull...

V@mpiro who?

Lately I've been receiving hate comments from a certain individual known only to me as V@mpiro. The little bugger seems to have a bone to pick with me. Cursing every post I put up and insulting me as well as my friends. Initially I turned a blind eye to his consistent ramblings, but I guess yesterday was the last straw.

Message to Vampiro:

Look here you little prick, if your so piss-ass smart why don't you try to write your own blog and stop commenting on others. I don't know how or why you targetted my blog but let me just put it straight to you. Your dumb-assed comments are not welcomed and neither are you. Your a loser your know that? Nothing better else to do than to past judgement on others acting as if your so fucking smart. You wanted a reaction from me eh? Here's my reaction...I'm gonna continue posting anything I like here, and there's nothing you can do about it. Can you dig that sucka???

ahem...ok enough domestic issues, on a lighter note, my baby is back in Singapore YIPPEE!!!
Most probably be meeting her tonight after work for some R & R ahaha!!!

Birthday Wish List

1. More Money
2. A Mitsubishi Evo 8 MR
3. My Credit Cards re-instated
4. Cocoa Dream from Four leaves, its the most heavenly cake I have ever tasted!!!
5. Striking Toto and then not having to work
6. Wish I could resist cutting my hair everytime it reaches shoulder length
7. Not being able to grow fat
8. There were more than 24 hours in a day
9. Having all my friends celebrarting my B'day at the same time
10. Being with my girlfriend

The Nite Before...

I don't know why this year I simply have no mood to celebrate my B'day at all. There just isn't any reason to get drunk and party like there's no tomorrow. Maybe it's because I'm getting old, maybe it's because my baby isn't with me, maybe it's because I'm on an extremely tight budget, or maybe...just maybe I've grown tired of the same thing year in year out?

My friends have attributed it to my main concern, my baby (whose still in China btw). Ever since she left, I've been kinda out of sorts and with my B'day looming, it just got a little more obvious. I think otherwise. I've been thinking, what makes the day you were born so special that it requires celebration? Ok some might argue that, you are going to be a year older and blah blah blah...I'm still trying to comprehend the real reason why we celebrate other people's B'days.

I don't really have any big plans for tomorrow, lunch with a good friend. Dinner with my Army pals who share their B'days within the same week, and later meeting another friend for a bout of Sheesha. Pretty quiet and tame for a B'day if you had known me a few years back. Happy Birthday? I havn't smiled in 9 days...

6th Day Thy King Cometh

hmm...how should I start today's posting? Some trival matters aside, I'm feeling great!!! Received lotsa get well emails btw. My heartfelt thanks to all of you! Started the day off my waking up bright and early and caught on some of that saturday morning cartoons I stopped watching since I was "wee" small...

Sure brought back memories, they had DBZ on at 9 I think, the last time I watched or read a DBZ comic was in secondary school (high school) thats like....damn...9-10 years ago...Wasn't sure if it was a rerun but what the heck I enjoyed watchin Sun Goku hammer the daylights outta Freeza =P after that came Pokemon - which i gladly changed channels and went on to catch some news on CNA. Never liked Pokemon, didnt know why, maybe its just that yellow rat, Pikacu is it? whats' it called? nevermind.

After that came TMNT...ok that really brought back nostagia. That was the show that made me wanted to keep turtles as pets in the first place. I remember I used to sit by the fish tank I hoped my turtles would evolve into my cartoon heroes. (Whaddya expect? I was 12 at that time!!!) Anyway TMNT was repackaged with a slicker, meaner and grittier look something that would appeal to today's young-uns, and April O'neil that reporter she probably got laid off from her reporter job cause now shes' a lab tech...

At the same time a rival TV station was screening Transformers. I was torn between the 2. I chose the latter hehehe...simply because I'm a mecha fan. Now this here was a new series I think, no longer PC generated cells but back to basics handdrawn flare most probably of Japanese origin due to the strong manga flavour. Optimus is some big red fire engine, Megatron is a huge black plane, and theres another old Optimus look-alike called Scurge working for the Decepticons. I'm totally clueless.

Pretty enjoyable day thus far. Oh well gotta run (sleep). Cyas~!!!

5th Day I'm still Sick!!!

After yesterday's posting things took a turn for the worst. My fever came back and my temperature reached a SARS-inducing 37.9 degrees! The rashes won't go away, my legs continue to itch like hell, Argh...I'm in hell...

You know when your lying in bed with your head all fried out from the fever you start thinking weird stuff. Lotsa things have passed through my mind since yesterday. From thinking about hey the opposite flat sure has funny curtain linings to why the hell does Pooh bear wear a red-t. Ok I'm really sick, I just hope I recover in time when my baby comes back next friday.

I wanna see her, feel her soft breathe against mine, hear her words whispered into my ears and most of all relish in the gentleness of her touch. Alot of people have attributed my sickness to me being love-sick or the fact that I'm displaying withdrawal symptoms from not smoking tabacco in 3 weeks.

Beats me...I just don't like this feeling, I feel weak and helpless at the mercy of whatever virus is having it's way in my immune system. Halfway there...just 5 more days before my baby comes back....I can't wait...

4th Day (Is it over?)

Woke up this morning much to my relief that the sudden outbreak of rashes had subsided, last nite after dinner, i developed major rashes on my arms and legs. Of course my parents freaked out (Dont' they always?) and sent me to see my GP immediately, turns out I'm allergic to that particular anti-biotics (figures...). Popped 2 pills into my mouth and overnite rashes "WERE SUPPOSED" to go away next morning.

I still have itchiness around my foot area and its driving me nuts!!! But on the brighter side, hey I think I'm almost back to 100% no fever, no giddiness and no chills! HELLO AIR-CON!!! :D

Last nite, gf called me around 1am, she just packed her lugguage, was going to travel around Harbing via train today. The time there and here is exactly the same. Was telling me how she went to some resturant where they served bear's meat and paw ("Er xin lor"- gf) and some form of boiled baby doves and your supposed to eat it whole. She was grumbling of the urge to throw up upon consumption of the dish (I don't think it tastes like chicken huh?)... (ok its a lame joke...im sick ok?)

I'm glad that this blog has actually attracted some people nice enough to respond and comment. Till tomorrow, Ciaoz!

The 3rd Day

I realised I havn't been updating my blog recently...and whatever is in here is totally outdated and stale. Just a quick recap on whats' been happening in my life.

Yes, I'm in love, and the charming girl in question is Erin (the gal featured above). She's flown off to Harbing, China for a 10 day trip with her family. It's like -20 degrees there, fiendishly cold, been asking her to wear extra layers and eat more to stay warm of course ^_^||| I'm already starting to miss her badly, wished she was here with me...

It didn't help matters that on the night she flew off, I came down sick with fever and chills. Been like this for 3 days, not much of improvement though, at least I still can type a blog right? The doc told me to monitor my condition and treated me like I'm some sort of potential SARS super-infector. Ok fine...I guess you would overreact to given my symptoms. We can't be too sure in this day and age right?

Well, my lunch is here (courtesy of my dad) how nice isn't it when your sick, everyone seems to be extra nice to you haha! I will try to post daily for the duration of my MC...till then cheerios!!!