Friday, October 17, 2003

Ministers are saying sorry, but what are YOU most sorry about in our little sunny island?

50% - that I voted in a sorry bunch of leaders
20% - that others voted in this sorry bunch
15% - that even with walkover also kena this sorry bunch
10% - that I was born here & can't be foreign talent
5% - that we may soon have Asia's worst football team

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

3 Steps to better manage your average Mat

Tactic #1 used to distribute out free Guns n Roses CDs to the Mats. Nowadays the modern Mats are listening to cina gals like Stefanie Sun.

Tactic #2 give them free tickets for next year's National Day Parade.

Tactic #3 organise an event in the void deck of a HDB block. Any event will do, as long as it is the void deck.

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Talently Artistic

Lemme rant abit ok? Fucked up client of mine, took a personal attack on my creativity! I've been workin on their crap ass school annual for the last 2 months, doing what ever they said and keepin a sense of artistry about the total package. Everything was fine and dandy with the school till....yesterday...I don't know if its menopause or the old geezer juz lost her marbles!

She said, " Did u know i paid alot of money for professional advice and consultation? And what i got was this??? I'm very disappointed!"

(What I tot: Big fuck? ur $5K isnt even worth a squat! oh the professional advice part? do u expect satchi and Satch to work for $5K? in ur fuckin dreams u bitch! Ur disappointed?? do u think i giva fuck? im not even takin a cut in ur pathetic $5K! and i dont need ur small change 2 live u old cow!)

The Second and the Final Blow

She said it to three different teachers on three different counts, " He thinks this is artistic (in a very sarcastic tone)"

(What I tot: OK THATS IT!!!! U MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH! u can complain and whine about my work, but u do not, I UNDERLINE BOLD AND EMPHASIZE DO NOT undermine my artistic ideas especially if ur a 50yr old menopausing, senile old cow with no prev. training in the arts! Fuck YOU u understand u bitch! U think i aint artistic enuff izit? well I personally think ur bloody artisitic! so artistic till u need a creative consultant to look into ur school annual to liven it up! I have had it! U can go screw ur stoopid annual! it aint worth the emotional torment i been put thru and the pathetic crap amount im gettin to put this mag together!)