Count Me Out, FAS
(Sung to the tune of ‘Count On Me, Singapore’)

They set a vision hard to follow, so naive, so naive
Goal 2010 for Singapore, cannot achieve, cannot achieve
Pardon me, with sarcastic remarks
Can't stop laughing from my heart,
Only win a Tiger Cup, dare to dream of World Cup
Oh FAS, will you wake up ?

The past Sea Games, lions always fail to achieve
It’s plain silly to ask Singaporeans to believe
Lions so weak, resemble kittens
They are pawless and toothless
Just look at S-League is slow, sleepy and sloppy
It's plain stupid, just forget it

Count me out, F.A.S.
The little cubs in deep shit and mess

There's not a chance, if we meet France,
It's real torment, if we face Holland,
There's Brazil, Argentina, Germany and Italy
Their score will be double digits

Count me out, F.A.S.
Count me out, F.A.S.
Count me out, the lions never progress
It’s never gonna happen, F.A.S.

Count me out, F.A.S. ( Give it up, F.A.S. )
Count me out, F.A.S. ( Stop dreaming, F.A.S. )
No way out, even if lions do their best
It’s never gonna happen, F.A.S.
It’s never gonna happen, F.A.S.
It’s never gonna happen, kiss my ass

Just got back from work, seldom write any of my feelings down in my blog, but I wanna remember today. Finally finished Whitley's school annual, the marathon project lasted 3 months, cumulating into today's ungodly hours. My boss did better pay me $100 bucks for this...Off to sleep! I really need a good break pretty soon.

(PS: Loaded up last fridays' pics as my blog's banner. Hope you like them twinnie!)

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