TOP 10 Signs That The Woman You're Interested In Doesn't Give A Damn About You

10. She doesn't remember your name
If your name is Albert and she keeps calling you Joe, forget about her. Not only is she not interested in dating you -- she can't even be bothered to show you the smallest sign of respect!

9. She's always out of town or working
She was at a wedding in Kuala Lumpur last weekend, a funeral in Jurong the one before that, and is visiting friends in Batam next weekend. Not only that, but she seems to work well into the wee hours every single weeknight. Unless she's secretly employed as the morning shift waitress at the local diner, she's just making excuses. She doesn't want to see you and she's either too polite -- or too chicken -- to tell you this directly.

8. She never calls you back or returns your email
Ever wonder why everyone else seems to receive the emails you send them, but she never does? And how many times can her answering machine be broken? If it's so darned unreliable, then why doesn't she replace it? Could it be that the machine is selective about the messages it loses? (That's a rhetorical question.)

7. She doesn't listen to you
If she says things like, “Huh? What did you say?” or, "You talking to me? You talking to me?!" or, "Sorry, I wasn't listening …" then you should take the hint. She seems more impressed by the lint on her black pants than what you are saying. Move on.

6. She doesn't remember what you tell her
If you bring up something you two had previously discussed and are met with nothing but a blank stare, it's a pretty clear indication that she hasn't been listening to you. And if that's the case, it shows an obvious lack of interest on her part. (Either that or she's really stupid -- in which case you shouldn't date her anyway.)

5. She keeps asking about your friend
If you are talking to the object of your affection and she is constantly interrupting you to ask about your friend Will, then she is clearly not interested in you. You should probably pass her number on to him -- with her permission, of course -- and try to forget about the two of them together.

4. She never looks for commonalities between you
You are moved by the fact that you both like coffee in the morning -- "How weird is that?!?" In the meantime, she keeps emphasizing the fact that she likes Mellow Mocha, while you tend to order French Roast -- "It's just not the same, you know!"


3. She would rather run errands
You work in the same building and when you ask her if she would like to have lunch with you at the nearby café, she declines because she is all out of dishwashing soap and doesn't want to miss the 7-cent discount at the drug store across town. Either she's really thrifty, or she finds her dirty dishes more interesting than you -- sorry.


2. She hides from you
If she sees you coming and looks for the closest place to hide, then you really don't need me to tell you that she doesn't like you, right? Tell me you aren't that clueless.


1. She is happily married
Some guys don't get this one, but it's a biggie. If she is wearing a wedding band and seems happy about this fact, then she is not looking for another relationship. Trust me.

Although it's not always easy to tell if a woman likes you or not, even the most cautious women tend to exhibit signs either way. I hope that this little list has been both entertaining and helpful in determining if she would like to see more of you or not.

Wheel Of Complains!




Following the Gahmen’s announcement about the construction of a Giant Ferris Wheel on Marina Bay, I interviewed people from different walks of life and found that reaction is generally positive.

Civil servant: “For a long time we have been very buay-song about Malaysia’s Petronas Towers – now we can show them who is more tuah-kee.”

SAF Strategist: “Good … now can install cameras to spy on Indonesia and Malaysia.”

ISD Agent: “And we can also see your house from up here.”

NUS political scientist: “Other countries have shown us that icons are very effective in distracting the common people from their daily sufferings. For example, many communist regimes erected statues to distract people from their miserable living conditions. With unemployment rate in Singapore currently at an all time high, this proposal is a brilliant idea.”

Teacher: “The ferris wheel shows the creative route to exam success. Just take what others have done and copy it. An inspiring example to students.”

Graduate: “This announcement is really great. I feel so proud to be living in the smallest island with the biggest ferris wheel. I was originally thinking of migrating because I couldn’t find a job since graduation – but now I’m changing my mind.”

Foreign Talent: “Originally we were thinking of shifting our Asian HQ from Singapore to Shanghai, because Shanghai was building this gigantic ferris wheel. Now that Singapore is building a bigger one, we’ve got to re-evaluate our decision. The Singapore Gahmen has definitely got its priorities right.”

Laid-off GLC worker: “Maybe the foreign company that got the contract will employ us to help construct the ferris wheel.”

Ah Soh in Hougang market: “Aiyah, I hope they don’t give the contract to the people who build the NE Line. Start-stop-start-stop, very buay tahan.”

JI sleeper cell: ”Good…another potential target for us to hit…”

PAP MP: “Hmm… maybe I can score points and get promoted by suggesting that the ferris wheel is a tribute to PM Goh’s years in power….”

Foreign Historian: “The ferris wheel is historically appropriate. Coming at a time when the Remaking Singapore committee is closing its work, the ferris wheel is symbolic of Singapore Gahmen reform – it is expensive, gives impression of moving up, but actually revolves round and round, and never goes anywhere.”